Meet English. She's Ohayou's younger sister. Strange name, you say? May be, but I love it =D
Anyway, I hereby bring you the stupidity of the day. And for ONCE, it was NOT, I repeat, NOT done by me!

You all should know by now I work as a mail deliverer on Saturday. Been doing that for years now. Well, there was a girl on an other department, and she decided she didn't want to do/deliver that last street, so she threw it all back in the mailbox. Heck, who would ever find that out!!
Well, the next day, one of her collegues noticed something strange with the mail for a certain street. You see, we have a new system where each letter gets a printed code by a machine, to make sorting easier. However, these letters all had double printed codes! With one letter, it could happen. Nobody cares. But if it happens to a whole street.....!! So yeah, that is one way to get rid of your job XD I'm glad I still have mine.

Anyway, there are 2 girls on my department who complain 24/7 and NEVER cleaned up after them. So, last week, a collegue and I complained to each other how one of the girls (let's call her girl A.) never cleaned up. The other girl (let's call her girl B) overheard that, and suddenly started cleaning up her mess. Victory!
Yet, when I came to work today, girl A. walked up on me. The following conversation is based on that event, and I might have missed some details, but this is what happened:

Girl A: Hey Kitt, I heard you were talking behind my back and complained about me. If you have something to say, say it in my face so I can do something about it.
Me: Oh, okay....

So, girl B informed her. I acted casual. Couldn't care less actually. Both girls are on my 'people I don't like '-list. But then I started thinking.... hold on a sec. I wasn't the only one who was talking behind her back. So was F-guy. So were others. Would she say that to others as well? (in the end it turned out she did NOT say anything to anyone else XD). But then something bothered me. She said she hated it if people talked behind her back.
Wait a sec..... Wait another one... She was not present when I said all that stuff... So she would have heard it from someone else... hold on... technically... that was talking behind my back too! You hypcrite XD
But tell me... who DOESN'T talk about others behind their backs!

Anyway, I heard from an other collegue that they talked to girl A. and told her how she never cleaned up stuff and that they wondered if she had the right attitude (HA!). While working, she suddenly said to me: "Look, I'm cleaning up!" I was so ticked off, like I was the only one who talked behind her back. You can't talk solo! Well, I can, but that's not the point! So I replied: "You should say that to F-guy too."

She's not stupid. She got the hint. But she doesn't dare to act upon it. She does dare talking all against me; thinking I am a weak link... but trust me... you don't want me against you!

So yeah, my minimal respect for her and girl B. have now minimised XD.

And if they read this..... NYAH! You'll never survive christmas AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, STOP COMPLAINING! It's just a REGULAR amount of mail for the fall. You both act like you have the hardest blocks of all. While the G is a big block (I agree), the A is less big than my block. And MY block has a complete broken open street, while the A has just a small part! (Though that big hole is new....).
Oh, and if you 2 read this... then what are you going to do and say? I can't even say what I think any more on my own blog? And this is talking behind your backs? Girls, nobody has a clue who you are! And like you haven't talked about me when I was gone. Stop being such hypocrits.

At least I don't pretend I'm all saint.