Great moment of today:

During Swimming Class, one of the kids was overreacting, and complained she was tired after swimming only 5 minutes *rolls eyes*

She: Can't Mister J. give class?
Me: *wicked thoughts: Mister J? Well, he's even worse than I am! And he's my dad so I know how crzay he can get* Suuuure, I'll get him!!!!

After 15 minutes:

She: Mister J? .....Can Miss Kitt return please?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! - Her mother almost rolled from her chair when she heard that, and so did I XD Biggest compliment of the day!

And this is funny if you are Dutch:

Hij: Ik heb zo slecht geslapen; er zat een grolse kater onder mijn raam te krijsen
Ik: Een GROLSE Kater??! Zijn die verdomde krengen nou ook al aan de bier!!?

(No offense to Cat Lovers)