New one:
'Why are the drivers in the Netherlands located on the right side of a car?'
I'm not going to respond to that one! Come on, only ENGLAND does that; not the whole of Europe!

By Togepi:
'What? You live in the Netherlands?! But I thought you lived in Holland!'
>_<

And this is the most weirdest thing I've ever heard:
'I heard that Dutch people were very crazy about Tulips, and even traded their houses just to have one!'